收集五个英语小故事 35个单词左右

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1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
2.Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day):I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husnband:I wish that too,so I could change you daily.
女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说:我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心.
丈夫:我想也是,那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆.
3、Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year.
生日 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。
One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard. He stopped before a bunch of grapes. They were ripe and juicy.

"I'm just feeling thirsty," he thought. So he backed up a few paces, got a running start, jumped up, but could not reach the grapes.

He walked back. One, two, three, he jumped up again, but still, he missed the grapes.

The fox tried again and again, but never succeeded. At last he decided to give it up.

He walked away with his nose in the air, and said“I am sure they are sour.”

狐狸和葡萄

●一个炎热的夏日，狐狸走过一个果园，他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。

●狐狸想：“我正口渴呢。”于是他后退了几步，向前一冲，跳起来，却无法够到葡萄。

●狐狸后退又试。一次，两次，三次，但是都没有得到葡萄。

●狐狸试了一次又一次，都没有成功。最后，他决定放弃，他昂起头,边走边说：“葡萄还没有成熟，我敢肯定它是酸的。”

寓意: 在经历了许多尝试而不能获得成功的时候，有些人往往故意轻视成功，以此来寻求心理安慰